greasy + janey
greasy + janey
Anonymous asked: also what do u weigh n do u work out
no i am an ether
Anonymous asked: When can we expect Pond Smelt to be delivered? :3
sooon ? ?? ? the delay is my fault though U___U not peow
but they’re gonna be in these bad boys designed by patrick crotty
Anonymous asked: is your real name jumplemiltspin?
it’s jackie jormp-jomp
Anonymous asked: i pooped myself inside a target once in like elementary school and like it dripped down the backs of my legs into my shoes and shit and like i couldnt really do anything about them since my mom only let me get like 1 pair of shoes per school year & i didnt want her to know i pooped myself, so i had to wear the poop shoes for the rest of the year.
your struggle is too real anon
Anonymous asked: i gave my bf at the time his first BJ and when he came he farted
you must have done a great job!
who is this mystery person wearing a first gen donut jesus in kitty pryde’s vine thing
ur the best mysterious stranger
Anonymous asked: part 2: so one day i was getting ready for school, and noticed the front of my underwear felt slightly wet. so, i went to check on it, and it had ruptured! there was so much pus that it came out the consistency of cream cheese. it healed up fine after that. the end.
have to go to bed but this is the grossest by far good nite
Anonymous asked: ok get ready for the nastiest tmi. so, one time i found a lump on my testacles. i was really freaked out because i thought it was cancer, but i didn't tell anyone and instead had panic attacks about for a week or so until i forgot. fast forward several months, and me and my friend are hanging out in the nude. she noticed the bump, and for whatever reason squeezed it really hard! it hurt like hell and i was pouty about it. anyway, after a week or two it got really huge! turns out it was an abcess