i started doing this thing
Anonymous said: no honorable mention for slave 4 u?
i’m procrastinating, here is a list of my favorite britney songs
if u didn’t know i was a britney stan and u object to it u can leave you will not be missed BYE
best album hands down is blackout, i listen to it on repeat all the time. i even have a physical copy of it huehuehue
toxic because it is a given that toxic is a complete masterpiece of modern pop music and should be on every list (video too)
get naked (i got a plan) superior stripper song to gimme more
how i roll QT
oops i did it again classic
the hook up it’s catchy ok. also rly weird for a britney song
womanizer same. i used to hate womanizer (and radar) but they are really really catchy
kill the lights a putting on makeup song. kill the lights and break the ice both have animated videos, sci fi and anime bless
HEAVEN ON EARTH perfect!!! absolutely perfect song
lucky i feel like this all the time tbh i’m not gonna go into how often i sit alone in the dark listening to this lol
notable mention: boys co-ed remix, break the ice, everytime, perfume. everytime and perfume make me hella sad. i remember liking ‘sometimes’ a lot when i was younger. it’s cute!
recently i listened to britney jean finally and i didn’t like it as a whole, work bitch and perfume are ok but the rest just seemed like they could be katy perry songs, especially passenger. like they have no real britney sound and it makes me sad, i think it’s clear she just wants to be alone and to be a mom somewhere out of the spotlight. the first cd i ever bought was a bootleg baby hit me one more time and it was amazing bc growing up all the cds my dad had were like, classical music ones which is cool but you know, boring after a while. which makes me lol when i see self important people saying «pop star» is a manufactured drone/not real music bc i find both equally important to me. naw britney is a cultural icon
Anonymous said: Jane Mai, how do you deal with the world being such a strange and terrifying place?
dissociation from reality
i go for weeks at a time listening to 1-2 audio books a day at 2x speed, and then i listen to britney spears for 8 hours every day
i play tetris instead of sleep
Anonymous said: Jane Mai where do you primarily shop for clothes? You always look magical.
it’s a very very long list of places on the internet being a princess is hard work U___U
clothes i don’t wear anymore that would look great on you
no but for real all this stuff is just sitting in a box i need it gone most prices lowered to $15 or less, much of it is new and unworn and from japanese brands + i have some rare dunnies / vinyl toys
i dont know why it seemed like a good idea at the time